Kit Beerspinner

Drunken warrior with a death wish


Race: Dwarf.
Homeland: Unknown.
Occupation: Pirate (formerly), adventurer.
Weapon: Grasping Partisan, Great Cursed Mace.
Status: Alive.
Location: On to adventure!


Voyage to Ekyrge

Kit woke up from a raging bender in the cargo hold of a steam-powered airship, surrounded with assloads of salt. Having no other options, the crew welcomed her on board, and she proceeded to claim the ship as her own, mouthing off to Captain Detza and distracting members of the crew from flying the ship.

Halfway through the voyage, the ship passed into an unexpected stormfront. Kukulkan then attacked the ship, killing Detza, frying the console, and wounding Kit. Enraged, Kit attacked the dragon, at one point leaping onto her back and stabbing her. Bloodied, Kukulkan knocked Kit unconscious with a lightning bolt and threw her onto the deck.

She was revived by Cain while the dragon was driven off. Having learned the dragon was after an artifact held in the cargo hold, Kit attempted to venture belowdecks, but was talked down by Mansa and Kotero. Kit donned a paraglider and crash-landed in the Highlands.

The Highlands

Kit and the other survivors, whom she named the Ghostbusters, were taken in by Haru, who cured her inebriation and immediately made an enemy of Kit. Kit helped the Ghostbusters track down Musa and reclaim the Seed. When they returned to Haru’s tower and discovered his treachery, Kit pulled him from the top floor to the bottom, wounding him and exposing him as Suresh. She then helped dispatch him.

Kit accompanied the Ghostbusters to Nianaqol, becoming increasingly fascinated with Novie and the mysteries surrounding her. She followed Novie to the Royal Museum and (after a delay at the local water park) to the Tomb of the Ancients, where they found undead guardians, a strangely verdant tunnel and mysterious capsule, and imprisoned giants (Kit’s longtime enemies).

Upon emerging from Mount Tohil, the Ghostbusters again faced Kukulkan, who attacked with a barrage of lightning and thunder that left Kit deafened and stunned for half the fight. When Kit recovered, she coordinated with Tarrik Ashmantle to launch her into the air, where Novie helped her fly onto Kukulkan’s back. Wounded, Kukulkan attempted to bargain with Kit for the Seed, but Kit called on the power of thunder and smashed Kukulkan into the ground. She then saved Tarrik’s life from Kukulkan’s lightning, before the dragon was dispatched by Cain.

Afterwards, Kit led the pack in following Novie down the mountainside, where they found the missing Prince of the Highlands, who was revealed as a member of Novie’s species. The Prince explained the interplanetary origins of himself, Novie, and the Seed, shattering Kit’s worldview. Novie then took the Prince and left the planet, telling Kit, “See you later!” Filled with curiosity, Kit allied with Tarrik, Alecc, and Durza to find a way to reach other planets.


Kit Beerspinner

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